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Mathematical Humour

Two operators are walking down the street. One is using the entire street. The other one is in a hurry and asks politely if he may pass. The first one refuses to step aside. The second one gets upset and says: "If you do not step aside quickly, then I will take your derivative". The first one is not impressed and states: "So what, I am ex". Says the second one: "Yeah, but I am d/dy..."

Here we go...

The derivative of ex with respect to x is still equal to ex. Big deal! However, d/dy is the derivative with respect to y and the derivative of ex with respect to y is equal to zero!